What am I supposed to do, NOT treat my dog like a human child?
Chill Human Bro Fist Bumps Chill Monkey Bro
"Hey, let's go fling poop at shit." - That Guy
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.



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My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.