Anti-Masturbatory Gum

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth