Lady Takes Pet Kangaroo Grocery Shopping

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness