The Internet, Your Not-So-Secret Admirer
At least, barring a vicious magnetic storm, they'll never leave you.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.



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My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.