What am I supposed to do, NOT treat my dog like a human child?
J.K. Rolling
The Harry Potter franchise isn't the only thing on E.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.



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My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.