Beef Roses

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost