Starfish Does Not Approve

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal