Funny Pictures: epic

It was a total waste of money--his face got stuck that way forever.

Friendship means sticking together like a stray piece of popcorn to that floor.

You can really tell a lot about someone's feeling from their body language.

Or as real football fans know it, the Vince Stop-Heart-y Trophy.

Obviously, he enjoys being petted.

They asked him about Ghostbusters 3, but it was lost in translation.

Yeah, but are they single?

Luckily for single people, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

It's like what a cat might thing Inception was about.

They go around from town to town hassling grandsons who don't send thank you cards.

If an erection gets in the way of four houses being built, cut it down.

Wait until they find out he's not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.

The band was going to sacrifice him as part of the show, but he was the only one that bought merch. Even if it was just to eat.

"Come on in, the water is way less dangerous than standing up there."

The best part about these is, if you find the right deli, it can happen after noon.

"These leaves have how many calories?"

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

It's so big, "bling bling" isn't an outdated enough phrase to describe it.

It was either wear clothes or not have anything to light on fire.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.