Picture Galleries (Page 8)

Friday, Feb 18 2011
Best Pics of the Week (Feb 18, 2011) Picture Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Feb 18, 2011)

Pikachus, papers, pizza and more

20 Pictures Just wait 'til he shoots lightning at all the spectators. Why 98% of parents shouldn't have children. He'll bite you, then lick the wounds clean. Calm down, she just wants the number of your guy. "Hey man, don't do it. You've only got 5 lives left." She was only one escalator step away from reaching the top. The perfect letter of recommendation really stands out from the rest of the crowd. There's narwhal you could eat that whole thing in one sitting.
Monday, Feb 14 2011
15 Valentine's Day Pictures You'll Love Picture Gallery 15 Valentine's Day Pictures You'll Love

Say "I Love You" this Valentine's Day with spending excessive amounts of money on a Monday night.

15 Pictures He better sink his teeth into her like a hungry Rancor. Nothing says "I love you" quite like discounted Carrot Top tickets. The real question is "who will be your Queen of the Castle?" The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle. I want nothing more than for a elementary school boy to give this to his smoking hot teacher. Elementary School Valentines Day cards are just getting weirder and weirder. This card is so upsetting: skunks don't wear jackets. Traffic wise, Valentine's Day is probably one of Facebook's biggest days of the year.
Friday, Feb 11 2011
Best Pics of the Week (Feb 11, 2011) Picture Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Feb 11, 2011)

Bears and sharks and bear-sharks!

19 Pictures The origin of bear-shark. Wet Floors: The leading cause of jazz hands in America. He better sink his teeth into her like a hungry Rancor. Sometimes you have to tiptoe into the kitchen for late night snacks. And that's the reason why he doesn't get any dressing on his subway foot longs, folks. Sometimes sh*t literally hits the fan... and then the whole room smells. To be fair "flamethrowers" in 1948 were as powerful as 10 matches lit at once. In the original photo there was a baby in the bag.
Thursday, Feb 10 2011
25 Best Chest Hair Designs Picture Gallery 25 Best Chest Hair Designs

There's nothing more manly than having chest hair. Then meticulously shaving it into a design of something immature and childish.

25 Pictures "Will you be my Valentine?" Ironically, the electric shaver that was used happened to be a Decepticon. Instead of kryptonite, his weakness is an itchy chest. Too poor to afford the t-shirt. Follow this man. He is a true leader. Then shave the rest of your back and you'll have a killer suntan. Interesting chest hair Maintaining Bruce Wayne chest is Alfred's worst job.
Friday, Feb 4 2011
Best Pics of the Week (Feb 4, 2011) Picture Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Feb 4, 2011)

Rushmore, Crushstations, horses and more!

16 Pictures The fifth face of Mount Rushmore was Calvin Coolidge's last ditch effort to be remembered. The Lobsta Monsta gets it done in a pinch. It's Pittsburgh's fault for having a silent H anyway. Be on lookout for Snooki chugging half a bottle of sunscreen in the next episode. It looks even more badass when you mount it on the top of a car. She's far too busy checking out the batboy to be distracted. He was found passed out in the Wendy's parking lot after struggling to get the bag off. "No, YOU'RE a baby, man!"
Friday, Jan 28 2011
Best Pics of the Week (Jan 28, 2011) Picture Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Jan 28, 2011)

17 Pictures Much like Yugi Muto, his favorite trump card is the Dark Magician. Awesome, I've never seen a Scientologist baptism before. "Am I going to Hell if this makes me even harder?" Foodzilla is by far the most ruthless of all dinnersaurs. Her uncle joked that climbing the mountain would put hair on her chest, but he didn't say anything about this. ... meets his baby for the first and last time. He puts the ouch in couch. The three things I love most in the world: Cinderella, cakes and NWA together at last.
Monday, Jan 17 2011
Try Everything Picture Gallery Try Everything

what would you try?

15 Pictures Discovering a Planet Becoming president Swimming the Entire Length of a Really Big Pool Doubling Everything you Own in Vegas Running down an Insanely Long Line of High Fives Jumping Off a Waterfall Finding Treasure. Real Pirate Treasure Having An Awesome Beard
Friday, Jan 7 2011
Best Pics of the Week (Jan 7, 2011) Picture Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Jan 7, 2011)

14 Pictures There's no need for a ninja death star when you have claws like that. Don't worry, she'll be making out with her Shake Weight soon enough. The female version to the Tuggie is dry clean only. It's a huge rack of ribs waiting to thaw, Flintstones style. South Carolina had a "hard time" "standing up" to the "long" competitive game. "Stop goofing around, Carrey. We've only briefly discussed the effect Fun with Dick and Jane had on the space-time continuum." The Meatloaf Baby's diaper covers a pig in a blanket. Who says they're not "big In Japan?"rn
Friday, Dec 31 2010
Best Pics of 2010 Picture Gallery Best Pics of 2010

You've waited all year for it. Here are the best pics of 2010.

35 Pictures Must be one helluva cupcake. "Baby, if we press our bodies together, maybe it will average into a decent tan for both of us" At the last second the whale pulled back and ran his fingers through his lustrous hair. New Achievement Unlocked: Hearing awesome hookup story from friend at school. If Batman and Catwoman mated, this would be their offspring. "I had this really bad tattoo and I refused to get a big black block or some larger, dumber tribal crap over it." Now if only we could see Pocahontas naked in 3D. I feel bad for their future children.
Friday, Dec 17 2010
Best Pics of the Week (Dec 17, 2010) Picture Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Dec 17, 2010)

14 Pictures He got so delicious by stealing Icing Man's power. His worst was picking law school over med school. I can't wait 'til someone nails him with a blue shell. He was pumping that brand new "Jingle Bells" remix, "Bling Bling Bells." Pow, chop to the jugular! That's just how the Eiffel Tower's shadow looks in winter. "That's MISTER Loose Women to you sir. Now take me to the nearest whore house please." I liked the spoiler better than the book and movie.
Wednesday, Dec 15 2010
Don't Take These Statues for Granite Picture Gallery Don't Take These Statues for Granite

Just because statues are immobile doesn't mean they can't move you.

44 Pictures Who you callin' "Fairy" punk? The ole' statue of liberty play. Me iz looky ova shoulder, learnin howz to read. There's no wrong way to do it in Norway. Except this way which is incredibly demoralizing for the servant. The French school of witchcraft and wizardry is kind of cheap. Give me liberty or give me beer bongs. "We were trying to be patriotic with the Statue of Liberty, but the knight's helmet that she's holding looks like something completely different." Those two dudes are rock hard right now.
Friday, Dec 10 2010
Awkward Family Photos Picture Gallery Awkward Family Photos

Being weird just runs in the family.

23 Pictures It's not sad because he's lonely, it's sad because he cropped out his family. "I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile. The Situation's got a fever and the only prescription is MORE TURTLENECK. When your baby hasn't yet learned to stand, the logical thing is to tape them upright. Obviously. Guess which one's the rebellious cousin who went to live with his uncle after his mom checked into rehab. Hint: It's one of the babies. I wish these were my parents, but I guess that'd make me the bird. Or the gun. Just let the 'do die! This should be the cover of "How To Raise Serial Killers."
Wednesday, Dec 8 2010
20 Oddly Sexual Product Names Picture Gallery 20 Oddly Sexual Product Names

Studies show that 4 out of 5 guys go with the funny product name over the lead competitor.

20 Pictures Everybody Wang Glove tonight! WARNING: FOR ANAL USE ONLY. Trust me, these things hurt like a bitch. If a girl gets to use those gloves, the guy should at least be allowed to wear a funny hat. Have mercy! "Our cleaning lady dropped by the other day. I guess she's learned to come prepared." I can't eat anus. Yeah, Atkins. "Actual product pulled off the shelf in a convenience store in Japan."
Tuesday, Dec 7 2010
Best Dorm Xmas Tree Picture Gallery Best Dorm Xmas Tree

Most of these will break before they ever make it to the curb.

23 Pictures Don't ask what Santa left under the tree. Merry XXMas. You're probably thinking "How did that mouse get on there?" He's drunk. Oh Keystone tree oh keystone tree... Merry Christmas everybody! Halloween is over, let Christmas season begin! Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, could you get that ball? Little help? Thanks. If they made a college Christmas movie about kids who are too poor to go home for Christmas, this would be the miracle climax.
Friday, Dec 3 2010
Best Pics of the Week (Dec 3, 2010) Picture Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Dec 3, 2010)

Ribbons and maps, Ed Hardy and more!

10 Pictures Spelling "State" wrong is really the worst way to show how much better you are than those fancy private school boys. Every purchase goes towards figuring out the age old question: How do magnets work? "In fact, we're now going to charge you double. Times are tough for us." For the homeless anything indoors is utopia. Ed Hardy's response was to cleverly turn the entire notice into cursive as it weaves around a skull and flaming horse. Giants need some loving too. Unfortunately the shipping and handling on the massive fleshlight is a little steep. 9 hours of pure bliss is a lot to turn down. You'll know you've reached complete euphoria when all you can hear is a loud, shrieking ring. Much like the ring of an emergency exit alarm.
Wednesday, Dec 1 2010
Smart-Ass Students Picture Gallery Smart-Ass Students

Partial credit for cleverness? No? OK.

8 Pictures A wiseguy, eh? Someone FINALLY benefits from their stupid professor's poor wording on an exam. Rhymes with nice. Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little." Specifically the line starting with 361. A lot of good DNA there. Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out? Faggy ass teacher wants to see me after class, I don't know what that gaywad's problem is. "Please expand."
Tuesday, Nov 30 2010
15 Great Cop Cars Picture Gallery 15 Great Cop Cars

Spinning doughnuts in parking lots... while simultaneously eating them.

15 Pictures Driver, open up the sun roof and chase down that perp. "So if you get arrested by this cop do you get to ride shotgun? " "Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs." I'm sheriff and I get to do whatever I want with the budget! Pacific Blue often ignored the less glamorous side of being a bike cop. Not very original, but huge points for risk. It's in case the police need to roll over twenty unoccupied cars while pursuing a suspect. Or in case there's a Carzilla attack somewhere. The perfect cover.
Wednesday, Nov 24 2010
Extra Credit Bonus Madness Picture Gallery Extra Credit Bonus Madness

9 Pictures The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points. How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure? Not very creative, I wouldn't have given you full credit. Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway. Looks like teacher almost made a mistake spelling "indeed". No giraffe can save him from that stupidity. For all I know about Open Reading Frames he could very well be right. Who said Creed wouldn't leave their mark on history? The CH Giraffe is fail-safe folks. Guaranteed grade boost every single time.
Tuesday, Nov 23 2010
15 Thanksgiving Miracles Picture Gallery 15 Thanksgiving Miracles

Be thankful for the fact that as long as the world exists, there will always be awesome and ridiculous pictures.

15 Pictures "A bacon-wrapped turkey stuffed with mini-tacos." Happy Thanxgiving! Gobbler's Knob Turkey Hand Slap I don't care if it's not even a real turkey, I'm ready to eat now. Being Wal-Mart's most talented stock boy is a like being community college valedictorian. Oh, I think we'll be fine. A turduckenson - a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a person.
Friday, Nov 12 2010
Best Pics of the Week (Nov 12, 2010) Picture Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Nov 12, 2010)

9 Pictures "I'm sorry, Greg isn't here. But EL GREGORIO IS!" Those Armageddon guys were such noobs. God bless Abearica! File under: What not to do when you steal someone's iPhone. She's got all the right curves. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror. The authorities do not authorize you being here. An authority will be there soon to give you the papers for proper authorization. If you do not comply we are authorized to arrest you. $10 bucks says she pops at least one wheelie.