Presidents Day Gallery
Celebrate George and Abe the way they would if they were alive, had this job, and no aspiration to become president.

Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.



My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.