Funny Pictures: signs (Page 14)

That's EXACTLY what a drug dealer would say.

Unless they're so smart they wear it ironically.

Someone took carpet munching to a literal level.

When you wish upon a star...

From Bob

The waiter used air quotes for tonight's special, "Fresh Chilean Sea Bass."

Where dreams go to die.

Unless you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Junior" of course.

"Ohh, I thought underlined words meant sarcasm. My baaaahd." - Badass Goat

She must have double-booked that night.

That explains the consistency of the milkshakes.

Now to go back in time and change the speed limit to 88.

How rude. Don't they know the word "Mexican" is offensive to Mexicans?

"Dude, you're running low on gas too. Bonerz."

They have a strictly enforced "sleep on your stomach" rule.

This sign brought to you by Captain Obvious.

So wait, does this mean that zebras are only half normal?

From power, ranger

It was just in the window of an empty store at the mall. I don't know why..

From Hodge

It's a messy scene on that corner.

From My_dixie_wrecked

They don't even live in an apartment. Houses are separated by miles in rural upstate New York.

Unless Bottle is a kid's name. Then it's discouraged.