Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Serial Killer Pick Up Lines
AHHHH! How sweet.
Wacky Driver's License
If you think that's funny, you should see his registration.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.




Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?