Rihanna should date Lebron James... Lebron doesn't beat anyone.
Not so Nazi like after all
Hitler gets a pretty bad reputation for killing jews and all, but you at least have to give him credit for killing Hitler
If turtles actually knew karate and ate pizza, a lot more people would have pet turtles.
I'd like to get into French real estate. I'm going to buy an old Parisian apartment building, renovate it, and call it the Napoleon Complex.


