Rihanna should date Lebron James... Lebron doesn't beat anyone.

Roosters call their penises "guys."

If turtles actually knew karate and ate pizza, a lot more people would have pet turtles.

I'd like to get into French real estate. I'm going to buy an old Parisian apartment building, renovate it, and call it the Napoleon Complex.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

You show me ONE man on this planet who isn't a pervert and I'll show you my penis!