Rihanna should date Lebron James... Lebron doesn't beat anyone.
Fishing
A man and his friend were fishing by the river when a funeral procession approached. The man stood up, took off his hat, and waited for the procession to pass, and sat back down. His friend said,"That was very respectful of you, very nice." The man then replied,"Well we were married for 40 years."
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and they wouldnt have to live in the sewer
If turtles actually knew karate and ate pizza, a lot more people would have pet turtles.
House Hunters France
I'd like to get into French real estate. I'm going to buy an old Parisian apartment building, renovate it, and call it the Napoleon Complex.
