Very Mary-Kate

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Very Mary-Kate: Evil Dragon Very Mary-Kate: Evil Dragon

It's always the bodyguard you least suspect.

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| 53 comments | February 09, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Trenta Very Mary-Kate: Trenta

Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

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| 41 comments | February 02, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Call My Phone Very Mary-Kate: Call My Phone

Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.

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| 40 comments | January 26, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Layers Very Mary-Kate: Layers

It's freezing cold under all these layers.

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| 46 comments | January 19, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Jewish Looking Girl Very Mary-Kate: Jewish Looking Girl

She's a rock star of David.

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| 39 comments | January 12, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 4 Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 4

War. What is it good for? Cute uniforms!

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| 24 comments | January 06, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Santa Very Mary-Kate: Santa

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

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| 48 comments | December 22, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Jetlag Very Mary-Kate: Jetlag

Can't sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

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| 56 comments | December 15, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Magazines Very Mary-Kate: Magazines

Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

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| 55 comments | December 08, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand

I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.

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| 163 comments | December 01, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 3 Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 3

Always present on an empty stomach.

| 41 comments | January 20, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Gold Rush Very Mary-Kate: Gold Rush

Is a gold rush when Tiffany's has a sale?

| 35 comments | January 18, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 4 Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 4

Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.

| 42 comments | January 13, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 3 Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 3

Deserts are even scarier than desserts.

| 66 comments | January 11, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 2 Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 2

The adventure continues.

| 28 comments | January 06, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 1 Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 1

MK and A's scandalous home video.

| 39 comments | January 04, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Church Very Mary-Kate: Church

The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

| 65 comments | December 28, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Confession Very Mary-Kate: Confession

Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.

| 32 comments | December 21, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Sick Very Mary-Kate: Sick

It's not bulimia when you haven't eaten.

| 67 comments | December 16, 2010