The unofficial biography of everyone's favorite Olsen twin.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Very Mary-Kate: Jetlag
Can't sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
Very Mary-Kate: Evil Dragon
It's always the bodyguard you least suspect.
Very Mary-Kate: Trenta
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
Very Mary-Kate: Call My Phone
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
Very Mary-Kate: Layers
It's freezing cold under all these layers.
Very Mary-Kate: Jewish Looking Girl
She's a rock star of David.
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 4
War. What is it good for? Cute uniforms!
Very Mary-Kate: Santa
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
Very Mary-Kate: Jetlag
Can't sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
Very Mary-Kate: Magazines
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 3
Always present on an empty stomach.
Very Mary-Kate: Gold Rush
Is a gold rush when Tiffany's has a sale?
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 4
Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 3
Deserts are even scarier than desserts.
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 2
The adventure continues.
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 1
MK and A's scandalous home video.
Very Mary-Kate: Church
The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.
Very Mary-Kate: Confession
Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.
Very Mary-Kate: Sick
It's not bulimia when you haven't eaten.




Very Mary-Kate: Police