Note to self: Reread paper final time before submitting. Additional note to self: Kill roommate.
Bet you forgot John Forsythe was on Dynasty...
Jake and Amir: Waitress
The customer's always wrong.
Too Many Avengers
The world's most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Jake and Amir: Chin Strap Beard
Chin up, with your cock out.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
The Adventures of Kim Jong Un
A leaked North Korean cartoon presenting the totally true triumphs of the totally not pudgy Great Leader.



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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?