So this year in AP government we had a kid in my class who was well not the smartest person ever. One day during the middle of the semester we were discussing how political parties affect the voting system this kid raised his hand and asked "Since my last name starts with a D does that mean I have to be a Democrat?". My mouth dropped and so no one said anything for almost 20... Read More »
This is why it's important to remember girls' names. Or to have smarter friends.
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Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.
Google Chrome Snooki's Baby Commercial
Gym, tan, ruin the lives of your children.
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The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
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A love that couldn't stay secret, because we want, like, all the details.
Skyrim Hoarders
The A&E reality series visits Tamriel and discovers the only thing more dangerous than dragons, is yourself.
My Little Brony
Friendship is tragic.



Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?