So this year in AP government we had a kid in my class who was well not the smartest person ever. One day during the middle of the semester we were discussing how political parties affect the voting system this kid raised his hand and asked "Since my last name starts with a D does that mean I have to be a Democrat?". My mouth dropped and so no one said anything for almost 20... Read More »
Some cops are better shots than others. Some cops are worse at not-getting-shot than others.
Some Study That I Used To Know
Gotye sings about losing what's most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
Too Many Avengers
The world's most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.
Jake and Amir: Kobayashi
The boy who cried weiner.
Axe Combine: Episode 1
A sporty girl introduces a skinny guy to the brave new world of physical competition.
Jake and Amir: Bagels
You gotta make dough to make a little dough.



Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?