Often, my parents text me while I'm in class. One day, we were doing a dissection lab and I had to text my dad 'I'm busy atm'. My dad came home later that day and, very angry, told me 'I'm NOT an ATM, I'm your father.' I had to explain to him that atm was shorthand for at the moment around three times to for him to get it.
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| cast | |
| Larry | Josh Ruben |
| Rich | Sam Reich |
| Dread Lord Sinister | Luke Sholl |
| crew | |
| Director | Sam Reich |
| Writer | Ben Joseph |
| Owen Parsons | |
| Producer | Corby Griesenbeck |
| Cinematography | Vincent Peone |
| Editor | Michael Schaubach |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director Of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Sam Sparks |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Production Office Coordinator | David Kerns |
| Production Design | Agustin Pletquin |
| Costumes | Alisha Silverstein |
| Hair and Makeup | Lara Cilento |
| Set Production Manager | Eben Kostbar |
| Art Department | Mike McGrath |
| Visual Effects | Gloo Studios |
| 1st Assistant Camera | Gille Klabin |
| Gaffer | Aaron Grasso |
| Grip | Kevin Chiu |
| Wardrobe Assistant | Ruby Jones |
| Assistant Editor | Drew Nissen |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Daniel Siegel |
| Production Assistant | Chance Quinn |
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