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INT. SCOTT'S DAD'S PIZZA - LIVE ACTION
Establishing shot of boring suburban Pizza shop - sign reads
"Scott's Dad's Pizzeria." "Dad's" is crossed out.
Inside, SCOTT, 20s, stands across the counter from CUSTOMER.
Uh, I'll have a large pepperoni.
An ultimate pepperoni?
Got it. One ultimate pepperoni pie!
Guitar solo plays as Scott grabs his paddle & throws open
the oven doors. Rainbows burst out of the oven, and Scott
dives in. Customer looks confused.
EXT. PIZZA DIMENSION - PEPPERONI PLATEAU - ANIMATED
In Pizza Dimension, all the land is pizza-themed. A robot,
NATHAN, sits on a rock, knitting a scarf. A portal opens
next to him.
Scott, now ANIMATED, bursts through, crashing into Nathan.
Nathan's scarf goes flying and lands in a sauce puddle.
Hello, Scott. Welcome back to Pizza
Dimension. It's nice to see you.
Nathan, shut up for a second! We
need an ultimate pepperoni pie now!
On "now," zoom on Scott: his pupils are burning pepperonis.
Oh good, we can pick pepperoni
He gestures down to little pepperoni flowers blooming around
them. Soft dainty music plays. Scott picks one and eats it.
Mmm. These would be great... if I
was making a pizza for BABIES!
Oh. Well I guess we could try
Pepperoni Cave. But that's guarded
by Anchovy knights.
ANCHOVY KNIGHTS stand in front of the cave thirty feet away.
Deep, ominous guitar riff plays.
Don't come in here! We'll get in
Nathan walks up to the lead anchovy knight.
Can we please go in the cave?
No one's ever asked nicely. I guess
Scott leaps into frame and knocks the Anchovy Knight
senseless with his pizza paddle.
Let's dough this!
Sick riffs blast as they battle the clumsy Anchovy Knights.
Scott beats them with his paddle. Nathan just stands still
as anchovies strike their weapons against his metal body.
Have at you.
Suddenly there's a deep rumbling from within the cave. All
the anchovies drop their weapons out of fear.
AH! Let's go guard something safer!
Anchovy knights flee. Scott dusts himself off.
Sweet job with that noise, man.
I concur. Great work, monster.
Reveal: behind Nathan looms a HUGE BURNT-CRUST GOLEM.
Sweet Cheesus! It's a crust golem!
Crust golem roars & smashes the ground. Scott attacks him,
but his paddle cannot pierce the golem's thick crusty skin.
His crust is too burnt! Nathan, we
gotta activate PIZZA MODE.
I hate pizza mode.
Well I hate my dad! PIZZA MODE
Scott unveils a GOLD PIZZA TABLE; crams it into Nat's mouth.
Cue anime-style robot transformation sequence. Nathan breaks
apart into armor & merges with Scott to form an ULTIMATE
WARRIOR. Nathan's face turns into one of the fists.
SCOTT / NATHAN
This is awesome! / I hate this.
Time for the ultimate attack! Giga
Crustbuster Face Fist Punch Gooo!
Scott punches the golem repeatedly with Nathan's face.
Nathan says "ouch" each time. The crumbling golem falls to
the ground and breaks apart, oozing cheese.
Pizza Mode deactivates; Scott & Nathan split apart. Nathan
looks damaged, Scott looks great. Scott reaches in the
cheesy goo & pulls out a wad of pepperoni.
Check it, man! His heart was made
from pure pepperonium. Just what my
I don't know where my arm is.
Scott puts the roni in a ziplock bag. He looks at his watch.
Ah, breadsticks! I gotta get back
to the pizza shop!
Close on watch: it looks like a pizza & says "Pizza Time"
Scott pulls out a pizza cutter and carves open a
portal in space. Glowing rainbow light emits out of it.
Thanks, Nathan. See you next
He leaps in. The portal seals up after him. Beat.
Nathan leans over and picks his sauce-dripping scarf up,
sits back down & resumes knitting it, in the position we
first saw him.
INT. LIVE ACTION - SCOTT'S DAD'S PIZZA
Scott zaps out of the oven, screaming epically, holding a
pepperoni pizza triumphantly above his head.
That will be... $14.95!
Do you take credit cards?
Uhhhh, that's okay. I have cash.
Smash cut to "PIZZA QUEST" title card. Electric guitars play
as Pizza Quest theme song plays.