By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. CRAIG'S CAR ON DINOSAUR HIGHWAY CRAIG and TODD carpool to work. Craig is driving, Todd's neck is awkwardly bent to fit in the car. They're drinking coffee and listening to conservative talk radio. RADIO HOST And what about these omnivores. You either eat meat or you don't. Every red-blooded carnivore knows- TODD Can you turn this off? I don't agree with his opinions. Craig turns off the radio. He looks up and brakes. CRAIG Well that's just great. The freeway is totally gridlocked. TODD It's bumper-to-bumper. We should've gotten on I-95. CRAIG Hindsight is 20/20. Todd sticks his head out the window to look. TODD Must've been an accident. I hope everyone has insurance. CRAIG It's probably just rubbernecking. Todd sheepishly pulls his head back in the window. CRAIG We're definitely gonna be late. I'm calling the boss. TODD I'll do it. It's illegal to use a cell phone while operating a motor vehicle. Todd takes out a cell phone and dials. CUT TO: TERRY'S OFFICE. Terry's desk phone rings. He reaches for it several times, but his T-Rex arms are too short. BACK TO: Craig and Todd in the car. TODD No answer. I'd email him, but I don't own a smart phone. CRAIG (turning to Todd) I hope he doesn't make us use a personal day. They bump into the car in front of them. CRAIG Uggg. A fender bender. Can this commute get any worse? A monstrous SPINOSAURUS gets out of the car in front of them and roars. He picks up Craig and Todd's car with his mouth. In CLIMACTIC 3D, the Spinosaurus bashes the car into the ground, throws it, and generally tries to tear it up. TODD Talk about road rage. Craig rolls down his window as the mayhem continues. CRAIG We should exchange information. END.