"Thank you so much for offering a second helping but I'm saving myself for dessert. A few more bites and I'd be much too bloated to have sex with the chocolate cake."
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Dinosaur Office: Office Romance
By
Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE
CRAIG and SHEILA are talking at Craig's cubicle.
CRAIG
So tonight I'm going to check out
that new Italian restaurant.
SHEILA
Are you going on a hot date?
CRAIG
I'm going alone. I'll probably
bring a newspaper.
SHEILA
You should take someone. What
about the new secretary? She's
cute.
CUT TO: DANIELLE THE PTERODACTYL SECRETARY types at her
desk. Back to Craig and Sheila.
CRAIG
She looks like she's busy.
Besides, she's way out of my
league.
SHEILA
Well, you could always ask me out.
CRAIG
Good one, Sheila. You're right.
I'll go talk to her.
Craig approaches Danielle.
CRAIG
Hi. I'm Craig.
Danielle responds with horrible dinosaur SCREECHES.
CRAIG
So...
(re: her mug)
Coffee, huh? Maybe we should get
coffee together sometime.
More SCREECHES.
CRAIG
I'm sorry. Forget I said anything.
Craig walks away. RICHARD approaches him.
RICHARD
Craig-o, saw you chatting' up the
new secretary. How'd it go?
CRAIG
Poorly. She's happily married.
She has two kids.
RICHARD
You asked out a married woman?
That's so embarrassing. Are you
embarrassed?
Craig roars at Richard.
RICHARD
Hey everyone! Be nice to Craig
today. He's embarrassed because he
just asked out a married woman.
Craig roars and charges Richard. They roll around the
office fighting, smashing things and knocking over
cubicles. They roll past TERRY and TODD who join in the
epic 3-D fights.
Sheila approaches Danielle.
SHEILA
Men are such animals.
Danielle SCREECHES.
SHEILA
You're preaching to the choir,
sister.
Danielle grabs Sheila and flies through the wall. They soar
through the sky.
SHEILA
Girls night out!
END.
| cast | |
| Craig | Kevin Corrigan |
| Sheila | Emily Axford |
| Richard | Brian Murphy |
| crew | |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Sam Sparks |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Production Office Coordinator | David Kerns |
| Animation | Buddy System Studios |
| Post Production Coordinator | Amanda Madden |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Daniel Siegel |
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