"Thank you so much for offering a second helping but I'm saving myself for dessert. A few more bites and I'd be much too bloated to have sex with the chocolate cake."
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| cast | |
| Jake | Jake Hurwitz |
| Amir | Amir Blumenfeld |
| Jenny | Jenny Jaffe |
| Emily | Emily Axford |
| Rosie | Jeff Rosenberg |
| Murph | Brian Murphy |
| crew | |
| Producer | Sam Marine |
| Sound Mixer | Jeff Gaumer |
| Camera Operator | Jon Grimm |
| Giancarlo Fiorentini | |
| Assistant Camera | Pat Byrne |
| Production Assistant | Brett Patton |
| Additional Art | Harris Karlin |
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When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
