"Thank you so much for offering a second helping but I'm saving myself for dessert. A few more bites and I'd be much too bloated to have sex with the chocolate cake."
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| Amir | Amir Blumenfeld |
| Pat | Pat Cassels |
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It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
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