Dinosaur Office: Volcano Drill

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Dinosaur Office: Volcano Drill
By
Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
          INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE

          CRAIG and TODD talk by the WATER COOLER.

                              CRAIG
                    Can you believe this weather?

                              TODD
                    I didn't need a coat yesterday, but
                    today I needed a coat.

                              CRAIG
                    It's not even the temperature, it's
                    the wind chill.

          A LOUD RUMBLE from O.C., followed by an explosion.

          The FIRE ALARM goes off.

                              TODD
                    Ugh.  Must be the monthly volcano
                    drill.  What a waste of time.

                              CRAIG
                    I'm not going anywhere.

                              TODD
                    Let's not let it ruin our
                    conversation.

          Awkward pause.  Smoke starts to fill the room.

                              TODD
                    I can't believe it's only Tuesday,
                    it feels like such a Thursday.

          The wall catches fire.  Lava oozes across the floor.

                              CRAIG
                    So how's your garden?

                              TODD
                    I have more cucumbers than I know
                    what to do with.

                              CRAIG
                    Talk about a good problem.

          A wall breaks down, more lava.  TERRY runs in.

                              TERRY
                    Hey guys, even if this is a drill,
                    I need you to take it seriously.

                              TERRY
                    Let's head outside so we can get a
                    head cou-AHHH!

          Terry catches fire.  He roars and runs like a real dinosaur
          in pain, waiving his tiny arms and attacking office
          supplies.

                              TODD
                    Fine.  I'll grab my coat.

                              CRAIG
                    I guess I'll just be cold.

          Craig exits.  Camera follows Todd as he walks to the right
          directly into a pool of lava.  He starts to sink in.

                              TODD
                    This is the worst thing imaginable.

          A column of lava crashes through the ceiling, covering Todd,
          charring him black everywhere except his eyes.  Todd's
          entire body ignites.

                              TODD
                    My cell phone is ruined.

          END.
cast
Craig Kevin Corrigan
Todd Caldwell Tanner
Terry Sam Reich
crew
President of Original Content Sam Reich
Executive Producer Spencer Griffin
Director of Post Production Michael Schaubach
Production Manager Sam Sparks
Post Production Producer Lacy Wittman
Production Office Coordinator David Kerns
Visual Effects Gloo Studios
Animation Buddy System Studios
Post Production Coordinator Amanda Madden
Production Accountant Christine Rodriguez
Assistant Production Accountant Daniel Siegel