"Hold on to your lederhosen, young Dieter. You can play Kackel Dackel with your friends from kindergarten after you finish your sauerbraten."
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Hardly Working: Breaking Bad
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
OK Go-Pid
Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
The Hunger Games Game
Based on the hit novels and movie, it's the new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.



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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?