What am I supposed to do, NOT treat my dog like a human child?
He really just doesn't want to burn the roof of his mouth again.
Jake and Amir: Thoughts
Don't flush your dreams away.
Always Open with Dave Koechner (with Jessica Biel)
Dave and Jessica discuss Yeti survival skills and other useful topics.
Lesbian Mountain
A love that couldn't stay secret, because we want, like, all the details.
Axe Combine: Episode 2
The pathetic athletics continue as our sporty girl trains another non-athlete.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Jake and Amir: Kobayashi
The boy who cried weiner.



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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?