What am I supposed to do, NOT treat my dog like a human child?
"Oh no, she's going to be two forever." -Bad father who didn't know she was actually turning four.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
Always Open with Dave Koechner (with Jessica Biel)
Dave and Jessica discuss Yeti survival skills and other useful topics.
Jake and Amir: Kobayashi
The boy who cried weiner.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
OK Go-Pid
Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.
Jake and Amir: Chin Strap Beard
Chin up, with your cock out.



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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?